SlopeGeezers™ Mask

The little teeth got me

Bought it for a snowboarding weekend. Funny on its own but with goggles on it's ridiculous. My buddy couldn't look at me while we were talking.

Actually kept my face warm

Expected this to be something I'd wear for a photo and then swap out. Ended up wearing it most of the day. It was cold on the lifts and having my cheeks covered made a difference. Material felt comfortable against my face too.

Looks best with goggles

You have to get the face lined up right, but once you do it's pretty funny. Took a little adjusting with my goggles. Happy with it overall.

Bought a second one

Originally got one for my friend as a joke. Tried it on before wrapping it and ended up ordering my own. Shipping was fast both times. We wore them snowboarding last weekend and got asked about them twice before we even reached the lift.

good gift thanks

bought for my son's snowboarding trip. came quickly and looked like the picture. he sent me a selfie from the mountainso I think it went over well.

Arrived before our trip

Ordered last minute and shipping was quick. Got here with enough time to give it to my brother before we left. He wore it the first morning.

Easy to find my friends now

Three of us bought these for a ski trip. Different jackets, same weird baby face. The photos from lunch are probably my favorite part of the whole weekend.

Better material than expected

The inside is soft and the edges don't feel scratchy. I was mostly interested in the design, so that was a nice surprise. Wore it with my usual helmet and goggles without feeling like I had too much stuff around my face.

Good for cold mornings

Liked it on the lift and for the first few runs. Pulled it down once I warmed up. Still worth bringing.

Birthday gift for my dad

My dad skis every weekend and already owns everything he needs. Got him this because it was something different. He put it on in the kitchen first, which was honestly more unsettling than seeing it with his ski gear. Said he got a few laughs in the lift line.

Exactly my kind of stupid

Warm face. Giant baby smile. No complaints.

Wore it all Saturday

Didn't rub my face and I could talk through it fine, although my friends kept asking me to repeat myself just so they could watch the baby face move. That got old before the mask did.

Print is pretty good

The cheeks and tiny teeth look clear in person. Doesn't look like much when it's lying flat, but put it on with goggles and it makes sense. Mine needed a little adjusting after a few runs, nothing major.

Comfortable

Used it on a cold day and it helped with the wind on my face. Did get damp around my mouth by the afternoon, like my other face covering does. Hung it up when we got back to the room. The design is hilarious though.

My wife wouldn't stand next to me.

She was fine with it until I put my goggles on. Then she said absolutely not. Somehow she's also the one who took about twenty pictures of it.

Held up fine so far

Used it for two weekends and washed it after both. Print still looks good and I haven't noticed any seams coming loose. Wasn't expecting much beyond a novelty mask but I'm happy with the quality.

Got on a chair with two strangers. One of them looked over halfway up and started laughing. Spent the rest of the ride talking about the mask instead of sitting there silently.

A little big on me

I am 4'11 and so I have a smaller face so I had to fuss with it a bit to get the baby mouth in the right spot. Still wore it. My husband tried it on and it fit him better, so he has apparently claimed it.

Small thing but a fun purchase

Fits in my jacket pocket, feels soft, makes me look ridiculous. Does the job.

The photos alone were worth it.

I'm still learning to snowboard, so most of our trip photos are me sitting in the snow trying to get back up. Having this huge smiling baby face in every picture made them so much better. Also appreciated having my face covered while I spent that much time on the ground.